I'm sorry to hear you didn't enjoy your stay at my place, but this is what a high standard Norwegian apartment is like.
The apartment is decorated in a modern Scandinavian style, as you can see in the pictures. This is known for being minimalistic and clean, and the tables are not made for carrying your feet ;) A lot of the furniture are from well-known Scandinavian designers, not only IKEA as you indicate.
The apartment is located in the heart of Bergen and near everything the city has to offer. With this location you can not expect such quietness as far away from the city, but it is known for being one of the more quiet streets so close to downtown Bergen.
I am sorry that the information about the emergency exits where not explained good enough, and we will of course improve this.
We all react different to our circumstances, both the things we like and dislike. I am again sorry that our apartment did not satisfy your standards and needs, and I am thankful for your feedback, even though it departs a lot from our other reviews.